I walked through the streets of Jerusalem, desperately trying to find a drink as I dodged a Roman guard. 4 hours to see the city and the trial. Not bad.

I've realised a few things about the world after my travels lately. I really don't hate Americans. I hate everyone. Equally, and without any prejudice at all.

Do you remember that day? Usually 18 years old, sweating like a pig and trying to memorise how many meteres you can park from a fire hydrant? It happened again.

Have you ever wanted to put on a little weight. Move in with me for just one week, I have found every possible way to be as lazy as possible, and its easy here.

Read a tale of a man who lost his job because of three words that he said, not in malice and not out of hate. He's a comedian for God's sake, people can laugh.

Three years to go. Just three years to get everything ready, or make a huge cock up of everything. Stadiums..not yet. Safa employees..check. Prostitutes..maybe.

There's no sex in this article. No smoking, no drinking and absolutely no nipples. But there is something just as special, read it to find out what it is.

The day when everyman and his dog has some Irish blood in them was a let down - as usual. Too many people, too little drink and a run in with the law. Read it.

I am in danger of this blurb being longer than my entire entry. So I'm going to try and also keep it short. Read this blog.

I have realised that home is where you make it, so I've started looking at the positive and even though I'm 8000 miles from home - I'm right where I belong.

I know you hate the mails you get everyday, a bigger penis, a more stable (part time) income and all the joys in the world you can imagine from a webcam girl.

There are no words for what I have written. If you think I need help then you are probably right. In short, a synopsis of my relationship with another.

It's coming up. The big day in just one week. I don't really feel like I'm getting old but the proof is in the numbers. Just need to plan a party now. Fun.

I have new idea for a reality show - in fact not just a show. This will be a new institution set to take over the World Cup and the Olympic Games.

Are we really interested in saving our precious Earth, ractivism are the latest trend - everyone's doing it. Or are we more interested in saving our own skin.